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What I want for 2008

January 3, 2008 · 1 Comment

1) An 888GB External Hard Disk Drive. Because I’ve always thought that figure was tacky.
2) Eternal battery life for my iBook and iPod Touch
3) Take over the world
4) And following 3), I will rule the world from a floating palace hidden behind dark clouds. That way the mere mortals below will feel my forbidding presence. Anyone caught flouting my laws (ie, wearing Crocs or anything equally heinous) will be dramatically struck dead by lightning.
5) Stop wasting my time fantasising and writing frivolous lists like this and get some work done.

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